Showing posts with label French Madame in Copenhagen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label French Madame in Copenhagen. Show all posts

Monday, August 27, 2012

French Madame in Copenhagen: Day 5

Yesterday was day 5, but I was quite literally coming from Copenhagen's food
festival, to plane, to Maastricht's food festival (the Netherlands).
Need to do some serious healthy eating this week!


#17 Elderly Danes are so helpful. It was only an hour bus ride from my place to Copenhagen's airport. But in that ride 3 very friendly, older Danes helped me by giving me information (even when I didn't ask) and took the time to wish me well on my yourney and traveling. So lovely.

Again, boy talk...

#18 Danish men love to wear shorts. OBVIOUSLY this is because of observation #1. When you got it, flaunt it! I'm not complaining. *drools*

#19 Danish language seems to me as a mixture of Dutch, English and German. A few times when I was standing in line, walking through the city or waiting for the elevator, I glanced back at me because I thought Dutch tourists where standing behind me. I kept hearing Dutch words like "beneden" (downstairs), "stopcontact" (electricity output), "precies" (exactly), "bh" (bra), "rust" (rest). But it turned out they were Danish and a lot of words in the Danish language are exactly the same. And in Danish skim milk is "skummet maelk". I can almost read everything!

#20 Denmark is a great country. Danes are supposedly the happiest people in the world. I can see why now. I would love to live here! Which Danish family would be kind enough to take me in? I can't pay rent, but I can guarentee you dessert every night!


I will show you my photos tomorrow and do a recap of everything
on Paris Pastry =)

Hej Hej!

Saturday, August 25, 2012

French Madame in Copenhagen: Day 4

Sadly, my last full day in Denmark.

But not to worry; tomorrow a full fun day of shopping and men-watching
at Copenhagen airport!!
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#14 Danes hire non-Danish speaking personel in clothing stores and restaurants. As extra help. In several clothing stores I've visited, the person who helps you in the fitting room, or folds the clothes and hangs it back in the racks, was foreign and didn't speak Danish. They are mostly students from England, Germany, France, or any other Western-European country and are looking to make a little extra money on the side. It's often a real pain for a student to find a part-time job in a country in which he/she is studying for that semester. But Danes welcome the English-speaking export and chit-chat all day long with their new foreign co-worker. I went to lunch with my Danish friend and the guy serving us and working behind the bar was Italian and confessed his Danish wasn't very good and preferred to speak in English. I would find it annoying if I couldn't speak my language to everyone in my own country, but young Danes don't seem to mind. (I say young Danes because the older generation of Danes are often opposed to foreign expats living in Denmark.)

#15 Danes are sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor. Welcome to my world! Hello, my name is Daniëlle and I speak sarcasm fluently. I do it because I find everything funnier when it's sarcastic and often wonder how long it will take someone to notice I'm being sarcastic. It's also a way for me to deal with idiots I often encounter at my job. It's not coming from a negative place though. I am in no way pessimistic, but I often have to bite my tongue in the Netherlands when I feel a sarcastic comment popping up in my head. Not here. Everyone thinks like me here and has the same, slightly darker, sense of humor =) 'Danish sarcasm' it is called.

Speaking of humor...

#16 Danes love to pull pranks. I first discovered this when I met a couple of Danish guys over a year ago. They always would try to out-prank each other. Not in an annonying way, but more of a humorous way of enjoying their time together. They were grown men in their thirties so I couldn't attribute it to 'being young'. On my trip here in Copenhagen, I woke up one day to find that my bike was completely covered in party-decorations. Oh, and a chain-lock to which I don't have to key, is stuck in the middle-section of my bike. Then, last night there was a party downstairs... The result is that an unidentified prankster placed a doormat in front of my doorstep and a few others at my floor (it's actually a pretty cute one!). And the last example I can give you is that as I'm typing this, there are a couple of Danish guys across from my building singing and acting silly on the balcony. Irritating? Nope. I can't help but giggle; that dark humor again =)


The 'cow' doormat that was, I'm assuming drunkenly, placed in front of my door.


Jeg elsker dig, Danmark!
I love you, Denmark.

Friday, August 24, 2012

French Madame in Copenhagen: Day 3

My mental notes from Day 3.

#11 In Denmark, no one wears big, visible brand names. No you're not cooler or better than anyone else in Denmark if you wear your Louis Vuitton monogram bag with your Gucci wallet, while sporting a 'J'adore Dior' sweater with your Seven jeans. In fact, Danes will just roll their eyes at you and think of you as a trashy and pretentious. A Danish guy I used to know told me he would remove the labels from his sneakers or jeans because he didn't want to show off his money. That is not to say that Danes don't care for brand clothing. They do enjoy good, quality clothing and will spend a little bit more on timeless clothes, rather than constantly buying every season's must-haves.

#12 Danes love tattoos. 80% of Danes between age 25 - 35 have tattoos. This is my own made-up statistic, but I think it's pretty accurate. For women, several small tattoos on their feet or neck are popular. For men, the arms and wrists. That is, the tattoos that are visible in clothes. And don't worry when you're soliciting for a job in a high-end boutique that you can't cover them up; in every store I've been to, the tattoos are proudly displayed in clothes that accentuate the tattoos. Even the salesperson in Louis Vuitton had his tattoos visible. The customers shopping at Louis Vuitton too. Well, the one Danish customer at I saw at LV, in a crowded sea of Asian clientele. So, if there is no worry about not getting a job because of your tattoos, then what's there to stop a Dane from getting one?

#13 Every Dane owns an iPhone. Okay well... maybe not old Danish people in retirement homes. But every Dane that owns a smartphone, has the iPhone!! And it doesn't have to be the fancy schmansy iPhone 4S. Any iPhone will do: 3, 3GS, 4 or 4S. Blackberries, Samsung Galaxies and Nokias are as unknown to Danes as brown eyes and color in their wardrobes.


Can't wait to show you my pictures!
I bought a whole new Fall wardrobe today.
I'm in heaven! My credit card in hell.

Ind i morgen, (till tomorrow in Danish)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

French Madame in Copenhagen: Day 2

Godaften! (good evening in Danish)

Some more observations made of the Danes on Day 2 here in Copenhagen.
I find it really amusing writing all of my observations down!


#5 Danish children do now have to learn Chinese in school. Starting from age 8 till 18. This is all part of the Danish government trying to ensure a wealthy future for Danes, since China has a booming economy. Not a bad idea. Danes are also taught English, and French or German in school. This is all informed to me by my Danish friend who's mother is a English/French/Danish teacher.

#6 Danes speak perfect English. We in the Netherlands are known for speaking at least 2 other languages other than Dutch (though I must confess that after high school, my German has plummeted). We learn English at age 10 in school, but pick up the language even earlier because of the American tv-shows shown in Holland. We speak English pretty well. But Danes speak it even better, and, with no accent. In a store, my Danish fails me after Hej! and Tack! So when I start speaking English, the salespersons speak it back elaborately and without even blinking an eye.

#7 Danes wear helmets when riding their bikes. This might not be strange to most people. Especially when you know how fond Danes are of riding bikes to get from point A to B. But the Netherlands is a bike-loving-riding country as well, an no one EVER wears a helmet. EVER. If you insist that your Dutch son or daughter wears a helmet when riding his/her bike, then you're a hermit secluded from society and have lost touch of reality. It's not even brought up in parenting books in Holland. It might be safer, and it doesn't give you that bad of hair, but we just don't wear them. Black helmets that cover the ears are very popular in Copenhagen.

Speaking of hair...

#8 Danish women wear their hair in an ultra-high bun. I'm talking a bun that's just 5 centimeters away from their foreheads. No buns that are close to the neck. I sometimes wonder if it's even gravitationally possible for the bun to stay up straight. I caught my Danish friend making her bun. She bends over as far as she can, and then sweeps all of her hair close to her forehead, makes a bun and ties it with an elastic. And she never looks in the mirror when making it; if there are chunks showing or hair falling out of the bun, Danes don't care. Unless you're a guy. See my next observation:

#9 Danish men have the most 'fashion-forward' hair styles. I use ' ' signs in the word 'fashion-forward' because it might not be everyone's cup of tea. It isn't mine. Don't worry, Danish men have plenty of other great attributes; they're super tall, naturally ripped, well-dressed, gorgeous faces and have nice legs. Oh and they're good with children. Danish men look like they spend a minimum of 5 hours doing their hair. The more spikes and unnatural swoops, the better.

And yes...

#10 All Danes are blond. By birth or bottle. There are also quite a few of natural redheads in Denmark. And ALL Danes have blue eyes. There is no exception on this. On the very rare occassion when you meet a Dane with brown hair, he or she will still have blue eyes. I get asked occasionally "where I'm from" since I'm obviously not Danish (brown/redish hair with dark brown eyes). When I respond with "the Netherlands", they immediately know that's only half the truth and say "The Netherlands? You don't look Dutch. You don't have blond hair or blue eyes". When I tell them I'm also half African-American, they say "Yeah, I could tell you have some exotic blood in you." No one EVER recognises that I'm bi-racial in the Netherlands. But we don't all have peroxide-blond hair in Holland.


Again, I took some really cool pictures with my iPhone
but I've got no wifi so I can't upload them here.

I'm getting too lazy to take all of my pics with my camera.
I will share all of my pictures in a day-to-day post once I get home :)

Godnat, (good night in Danish)

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

French Madame in Copenhagen: Day 1

Hej!

I'm in Denmark's capital city, Copenhagen for a couple of days.
Just some random observations I've made here on my first day in Denmark:


#1 Danish men have beautiful legs. Men aren't really supposed to have nice legs like women do. But Danish men do have them. Perfect calves, lightly tanned, and not too hairy. I feel a new weird fetish developing.

#2 Danish women do not care for wearing color. I arrived today in my pastel pink dress and even lighter beige wool cardigan. I stand out in a sea of black, blue and army green. BUT they've got hipster chic down to a tee!

#3 Danes are really into baking, cakes, cupcakes, cheesecakes, chocolate chip cookies and any other American sweet treat. Wow! Only day 1 and I've sampled the world's best coconut/banana/lemon cake and oreo cheesecake... I've only walked through the neighbourhood I'm staying in and I've already spotted 4 drool-worthy-looking bakeries full of colorful desserts. Paris might be great with French classics, but Copenhagen takes the crown with American-style desserts in Europe!

#4 Public trains are really expensive. You'd probably think in a country in which the lowest-income group pays 42% tax, the highest-income group 80% tax, they'd have a really cheap public transportation system. Nei. For example, I paid 36 Danish kroner for a train ticket from the airport to the city centre. That's a 20-minute train ride for €4,85, $6... Or if you would want to buy a round-trip to Arhus, which is 3 hours by train, it would cost you 800 Danish Kroner, €107, $134!! Insane! Which leaves the Danes to ride their bikes everywhere in this city.


I took pictures to accompany this post on my iPhone, but I don't have wifi
right now so I'll update this post later on :)

Tomorrow I'm going to brave Copenhagen by bike (oh dear) to do what I do best...
SHOPPING! Wish me luck! (luck for the biking part, not spending money)

Vi ses,